It’s just my opinion though, there’s really no need to go spreading it around.

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You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

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clientsfromhell:

After making a simple MS Word newsletter template for a client (who is the head of a large company)…

Client: Can you remove the red lines under the text? I don’t think it looks very good with the design.

Me: I don’t see any red lines.

Client: It only happens when I start working on the document.

Me: You mean the incorrect spelling underlines?

The template uses lorem ipsum, so EVERYTHING is underlined.

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doctorwhoknew:

ohhoe:

Someone got Matt Smith to sign this Cards Against Humanity card. heh.

this is beautiful

doctorwhoknew:

ohhoe:

Someone got Matt Smith to sign this Cards Against Humanity card. heh.

this is beautiful

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ruinedchildhood:

News reporter quits on-air after relieving she was apart of Alaska’s Cannibas Club (x)

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"I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone."

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